A Great Recovery
This morning, I took my tiny 9 pound dog for a walk, as I do every morning. Our morning walk is generally a little blurry, with Sophia attempting to rip my arm off every time she sees a lizard, and my...
View ArticleEssa’s Adventures – Essa Goes Questing
I have now been watching Xena – Warrior Princess for 46 hours. Due to some pre-existing mental disorders, I have a habit of getting a little loopy after watching these shows for extended periods of...
View ArticleThey Write the Songs…But I Complain About Them
I come from a musical family. My brother manages musical acts out in Vegas. My father played the drums since he was a teen. He was even in a couple of bands when I was a kid. The only one I can...
View ArticleFixing Television
There are very few people in the world that have the same level of expertise in television as me. I could tell you the name of Balki’s stuffed sheep, who shot JR, where the beef is and the names of all...
View ArticleEssa Writes a Soap Opera – Or Was She Pushed?
So I’ve been sucked into a soap opera. Yes, I know they are filled with clichés, plot holes and one dimensional characters, but I am a sucker for a good story and soap operas tend to deliver. My...
View ArticleCrazy Talk
In honor of the late, great Joan Rivers “can we talk?” Specifically, can we talk about crazy talk? One thing that flabbergasts me is people who talk about how crazy they are, when they’re really not. I...
View ArticleHow You Really Know You’re a Hipster
Recently, I was accused of being a hipster because I was wearing an ironic T-shirt. As the majority of my clothes comes from garage sales, this is a frequent, but unintentional occurrence. Anyway, I am...
View ArticleHow to Give a Movie Recommendation – or WWEBD?
My brother is a pro at giving movie recommendations. This is because he has good taste and he’s not an idiot. Let me give you an example of the last time he gave me a movie recommendation. Brother –...
View ArticleHow to Talk to Kirk Cameron
I know Kirk Cameron is busy this time of year. After all, he has to save Christmas from all the cross burning Christmas haters who want to wish you a “Happy Holiday” and remind women that their place...
View ArticleEssa Creates a Religion…or Maybe a Cult
I’ve never been a particularly religious person. That’s probably because every major religion I’ve ever looked into (with the exception of Wicca, which I just find strange) tends to treat women more...
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